Chris is a Wallaby Wannabe

I wrote this on the first Arrogant Worms tour of Australia. I was sure it was going to be a massive hit. The other guys, although somewhat less sure, decided it was worth giving it a try. We played it off and on for about three months before dropping it off the set list forever. Every performance of this song was greated by polite silence–which is a good thing at a funeral, but a bad thing for a comedy group. Anyway, I still think it’s great. Screw you common opinion!