Books

I write books. Not big books, mind you. That’s hard. No, my books are more reasonable length. And the chapters are short so you could finish one while sitting on the can. That is my goal: to provide entertainment for people sitting on the loo. Some people write for posterity. I write for posteriors. Okay, that was pretty lame.

I’ll quickly go through my books, then you’re welcome to click through to their very own pages and read some of the chapters. After all, the best things in life are free.

Here they are:

Very Grimm Fairy Tales

This is my latest release, although I started working on it twenty years ago. 100 pages in twenty years… that’s not bad. It is an homage to the old Fairy Tales, back when people died arbitrary deaths, the little mermaid died, and the birds would pick out your eyes instead of sing you sappy songs. Oh, and it’s funny.

Get Stupid!

This is my first book. It’s based on the premise of, “If ignorance is bliss, then why aren’t we trying to be ignorant?” I could not find a single justifiable reason for reason, gave up thinking all together and then wrote the book.  Although originally written as a satire, I now believe that if you followed the Seven Steps to Bliss! revealed within you would end up a much happier (and stupider) person.

In the Works

I have a couple of books that are finished, but not published. But I’m allowing YOU a sneak peak! Isn’t that exciting? Probably not, but it’s better than them just sitting on my hard drive.