And on the Eighth Day He Did the Paperwork

I have decided to become a god

At first it was for tax purposes

But then

When I thought about all the attention I’d get

I got really excited by the idea

After all

There was a time when there were so many gods

You couldn’t count them all

Unless you were the God of Counting

Maybe I could be that?

Or perhaps the God of Excessive Paperwork

And people shall worship me by filling out forms

And I shall show my love for them with colourful stamps

And many requests for them to fill out more forms

And then I will ignore them for a while

Only to tell them they are overdue

And must pay a fine

And fill out even more forms

I think I have found my calling

Now all I need

Are worshipers

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