I always brush my teeth
I really want to keep them
But…
When I see someone take out their dentures
I think it’d be pretty cool
To just pop off part of your body
Like you’re a cyborg or something
Sometimes I feel like pulling my teeth out
So I wouldn’t be stuck with the same boring ones all the time
I could have fancy teeth for weddings
And sad teeth for funerals
And sassy teeth for samba class
I could have big teeth
Or small teeth
Or white teeth
Or satin teeth
Why would I want satin teeth?
I don’t know
But at least I’d have the option
And that’s what life is about
Options
And money
And doing better than the other guy
And the other guy may have good teeth
He may have great teeth
But he doesn’t have satin teeth