Jul 142010
Jim Reedy was so greedy he stole crutches off of cripples
He stole icing off of cakes and milk right out of nipples
He stole glances others made, and bills as yet unpaid
And took them to the house he’d stolen just the other day
Then one night as he was sitting thinking other people’s thoughts
There was a bang upon the door, “Open up Jim, it’s the cops!”
But Jim he wasn’t worried, he simply stole their courage
Then he yelled boo at the policemen who then ran off in a hurry