Perhaps you have heard the saying
To every cat there is a poodle
Or maybe not
Because I just made it up
Pretty good, isn’t it?
For me, anyway
Well, what have you got?
C’mon, sure it seems easy
But I challenge you to make up something nearly as witty
And pithy
And vibrant
And resonant
… that’s a good word, isn’t it?
Resonant
I will say it again
Resonant
You should try it
You need to say it in as low a voice as possible
And in a nice echo-y place
Like a stairwell
Or a bathroom
Or the bottom of the well
Where perhaps you have fallen
Or been thrown in by your ungrateful children
Resonant
Resonant
Pure genius, i love it!