Patient, Heal Thyself

Okay, so I was at the doctor’s

And he said

Do you have any health problems?

And I said

You’re the doctor, you tell me

And he said

I think you might be a little confrontational

And I said

Is that a health problem now?

Is everything a health problem?

Can’t someone just be sad?

Or excited?

Or shy?

Or angry?

Does every single human emotion have to be a disorder nowadays?

Huh?

Huh?

Well does it?

The doctor looked at me and said

Unfortunately for you, there is still no cure for being an asshole

But…

I still got some sleeping pills off him