“Redundancy! Redundancy!”
Notice how I said it twice
That is irony
Because the second ‘Redundancy’ is redundant
At least, I think it’s ironic
To be honest, I’m a little fuzzy on the meaning of the term
I once stubbed my toe on a chair that I had moved so that wouldn’t run into it
“Jiminy Cricket!” I yelled
Then I smiled, for it was ironic
Right?
Then another time, I was making dinner for a friend
Then at the last minute the friend called and said, “I can’t make it”
“Deceitful Villain!” I yelled
Then I ate all the food myself
Then I smiled because it was so ironic
Then I stopped smiling
Because
I thought maybe it wasn’t ironic at all
Then I had indigestion
“Flip my gimlets!” I yelled
Then I smiled again
Because
I figured it was probably ironic indigestion
Still I wasn’t sure
I looked it up once
But I still don’t get it