There once was a man who had two heads
The one head was larger than the other
So everyone always talked to that head
Unfortunately, that head was an idiot
And only read magazines with celebrities on the cover
Or fast cars
Or mostly-naked women
The smaller head was smarter
And read the Economist
And even got all the way through Moby Dick despite the bigger head making jokes about it
Which were obvious and annoying and not very funny
The smaller head was particularly angry
That everyone thought the big stupid head
Made all the decisions
Which
Of course
It did