Pointless Poem: Did You Get a New Haircut?

They’re building a new building across from here

Where there used to be an old building

It was perfectly fine

But it was old

And it was big, but not super-big

So they knocked it down

But they kept the front wall

As if to fool people into thinking it was the same building

Even though it’s ten times as large

It’s like killing your unwanted spouse

Then removing her face and putting it on your mistress

So that when your friends come by for dinner parties

They don’t notice a thing

Sure, she’s taller and has bigger boobs

But she’s still got the same face, doesn’t she?

No.  It just doesn’t work

But, then again

It seemed like a good idea at the time