I need a big idea One to fill a thousand pages An epic in scope A dream on earth Oprah will sit me on her couch And tell me how it has changed her And I will thank her And she will thank me And she will ask me where I got that big idea And I will swipe at her And bare my teeth She cannot have it! It is mine! Hasn’t she got enough? And then they will take me away And not air my segment And I will be all alone with my big idea And ten thousand books in my basement
