Hi, I’m Trevor. Thanks for dropping by.

This place is basically an extension of my brain… although I’ve tried to keep all the scary stuff in my own brain, shoved deep, deep, down, so you should be pretty safe here. I write songs, poems, rants, sayings, and even blog posts. To see this go to “stuff from my head.” I’ve also written three books, which you should most definitely read.

As a side business I write custom songs for people. You almost certainly need one.

Oh, and I’m in a group called “The Arrogant Worms” that has its very own website.

I’m just in the process of setting things up right now, so it’s a little empty at the moment, but I’ll be filling it up as quickly as possible.

Please contact me if you have any questions.

 

Old is Getting Older Every Day

The fact that I wrote this song upon the cusp of my 45th birthday is a complete coincidence. I have absolutely not been thinking about how my slow decline seems to have kicked it up a gear and that any pretence I have about being young are now gone forever. Nope, I could have written […]

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Comedy Classes in Kingston! (by Trevor of the Arrogant Worms)

I’ve been teaching comedy workshops for years, but now I want to do a full course—all I need are people! The plan is to have one class a week starting in September (the day would be either Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday) from 7pm-9:30pm for 10 weeks for $200. These won’t be sitting around listening to […]

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At Least the Lawyers are Getting Paid

I was thinking about the horrible things in the world and wondered if it was true that “every cloud had a silver lining.” How could it be that natural disasters, family strife, and personal tragedies could be of any benefit to anyone? Then it hit me. Lawyers. When things get really bad, lawyers have to […]

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